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Xingu Tatterboot - Adventures on the Iowa server.
You have entered Des Moines.
(group - Jobobber.)
Jobobber tells you, "ah-gee."
You tell illinois.zippergut, "Jobobber said, 'Augie.' As in, Augie Ojeda."
illinois.zippergut tells you, "NO WAY!"
You invite Hoseclamp to your group.
You have formed the group. (group - Hoseclamp, Jobobber)
You are now a.f.k.
You are no longer a.f.k.
You tell Olvar, "Where when?"
Olvar tells you, "Group port."
Morhmegil invites you to join a raid.
You have joined the raid.
Jobobber has joined the raid.
Hoseclamp has joined the raid.
(raid - Hoseclamp, Jobobber, Mohrmegil, Corinne, Olvar, Thaddeus, Granit)
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered The Iowa State Fair.
There are 15,987 people in the zone.
Biggest bunny considers you indifferently - looks rather formidable - you might defeat it.
You tell Hoseclamp, "That's a big bunny."
Hoseclamp nods.
Your feet move faster.
Your feet move faster.
You are low on drink.
You tell your group, "Where the heck are we going?"
Granit tell the group, "Butter cow."
Morhmegil says out of character, "Butter cow camped?"
345 people say out of character, "BC is CAMPED!"
Mohrmegil tells the group, "I bet we can still get in to the butter cow."
You put Granit on auto-follow.
(warning)
Your feet move faster.
You slow down.
You can only cast this spell in the outdoors.
Mohrmegil has offered you a Emu Jerky.
Chomp, Chomp, Chomp - You take a bite out of Emu Jerky.
Ah, that was delicious.
You are out of drink.
You are thirsty.
Beewrangler says, "Hail, Xingu. You look like you need a gallon jug of honey."
Beewrangler says, "That will be 27 plat for the Gallon jug of honey."
Beewrangler says, "That will be 3 plat for the honey lemonade."
You give Beewrangler 3 plat.
Glug, glug, glug - You take a drink of honey lemonade.
Ah, that was refreshing.
Mohrmegil tells the group, "Incoming butter cow!"
Butter Cow regards you indifferently - what would you like your tombstone to say?
Butter Harley regards you amiably - what would you like your tombstone to say?
You are low on food.
You say to the group, "Weren't we going to camp the Guinea grinders?"
You tell Hoseclamp, "I'm starving."
You put Mohrmegil on auto-follow.
(auto-follow warning)
Jennie Grinder says, "Hail, Xingu! You look like you could use a Pepsi."
Jennie Grinder says, "That will be 5 plat for the Guinea grinder."
You give Jennie Grinder 10 plat.
Chomp, Chomp, Chomp - you take a bite out of a Guinea grinder.
Ah, that was delicious.
You have taken 7 points of non-melee damage.
(health bar down a little)
Mohrmegil has offered you a Rolaids.
You thank Mohrmegil heartily.
Granit tells the group, "OK, this way."
You put Granit on auto-follow.
Your feet move faster.
Mohrmegil has gone linkdead.
Mohmegil has left the group.
You tell the group, "Doh!"
Granit tells the group, "Doh!"
Corinne tells the group, "Doh!
Hoseclamp tells the group, "Where did Mohr go?"
You say out of character, "Varied Industries camped?"
2348 people shout, "Varied Industries is CAMPED!"
Granit tells the group, "Let's wait in VI."
Jobobber tells you, "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
Jobobber has offered you a Soggy Diaper.
You kiss Jobobber on the cheek.
Glug, glug, glug - Jobobber takes a drink of Formula.
You slow down.
You can only cast this spell outdoors.
You tell Mohrmegil, "..."
Mohrmegil is not online.
Granit has offered you a Magic Cookie.
Chomp, chomp, chomp - you take a bite out of a Magic Cookie.
Ah, that was delicious.
You tell Morhmegil, "..."
Mohrmegil tells you, "AFK message: bio brb"
You begin tracking Mohmegil.
Mohmegil is to your left.
Mormegil is to your left.
Mohrmegil is straight ahead.
Granit says, "Hail, Mohrmegil."
Mohrmegil has joined the group.
(Mohrmegil's health bar down a little)
Mohrmegil is now the leader of your group.
Mohrmegil tells the group, "Off to the big pig!"
Pepperoni the Big Pig regards you indifferently - looks like quite a gamble.
Champion Ram regards you indifferently - you could probably defeat your opponent.
Mohrmegil whistles appreciatively at Champion Ram.
You raise an eyebrow at Morhmegil.
Jobobber tells you, "Aaah."
Jobobber shouts, "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Jobobber has offered you a Soggy Diaper.
You hug Jobobber.
(stamina bar low)
You wave goodbye to everyone.
Guild MOTD (Mohrmegil): Raid on Great Plains and Welch Avenue Station tonight at 8! Raid on Ledges State Park tomorrow!
Your group has been disbanded.
You are now a.f.k.
You are no longer a.f.k.
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Ledges State Park.
(group - Jobobber, Hoseclamp)
(tracking window - nothing)
Hoseclamp tells you, "?"
You tell your group, "Nobody's here."
You tell your group, "Let me check the map."
You begin tracking Sosanaighe.
You tell your group, "There they are."
You say, "Hail, Sosanaighe."
Sosaniaghe says, "Hail, Xingu."
Sosanaighe says, "Hail, Hoseclamp."
Sosanaighe says, "Hail, Jobobber."
Sosanaighe invites you to join a raid.
You have joined the raid.
Hoseclamp has joined the raid.
Jobobber has joined the raid.
You tell the raid, "Hail, Valor )"
(raid - Sosanaighe, Oronoco, Pennysiln, Doebi, Granit, Olvar, Thaddeus, Ruson, Kymn, Mohrmegil ( with pet - Maia), Corinne,
Saivor, Jack, Einelar, Grace, Sarah, Jobobber, Xingu, Hoseclamp, Packinsmacky)
Maia says, "Changing position, Master."
Glug glug glug - you take a drink of Guiness.
Ah - that was refreshing.
Chomp, chomp, chomp - you have taken a bite out of Bloodraven Stew.
Ahh - that was delicious.
(tracking window - Zippergut and Ryllian)
You tell the raid, "Incoming Zippergut and Ryllian!"
You shout, "MARCO!"
Zippergut shouts, "POLO!"
Glug glug glug - you take a drink of McEwan's Pale Ale.
Ah - that was refreshing.
Doebi tells you, "Jobobber can shield."
You hit Mohrmegil for 23 points of non-melee damage!
You have gotten better at Squirt Gun (34).
You begin using Jobobber as a living shield!
Mohemegil has hit you for 17 points of non-melee damage!
Mohrmegil has hit YOU for 17 points of damage!
Mohemegil has hit Jobobber for 9 points of non-melee damage!
Jobobber ceases protecting Xingu.
Jobobber tells you, "Aaah?!"
Mohrmegil apologizes to Jobobber profusely.
You glare at Mohrmegil.
Glug glug glug - you take a drink of Old Engine Oil.
Ah - that was refreshing.
Glug glug glug - you take a drink of Murphy's Oatmeal Stout.
Ah - that was refreshing.
Glug glug glug - you take a drink of Boddington's English Ale.
Ah - that was refreshing.
[wis and int just fine]
Packinsmacky offers you a Sam Adams Utopias.
Packinsmacky grins evilly at Xingu.
Glug glug glug - you take a drink of Sam Adam's Utopias.
Ah - that was refreshing.
(wis and int red and low)
You tell Packinsmacky, "Whoa!
Packinsmacky tells you, "Wlkdf! Yidn!
You have created a Bratwurst.
You have gotten better at Baking (11).
Chomp chomp chomp - You have taken a bite out a Bratwurst.
Ah, that was delicious.
You have foraged up a Thai potato chip!
Hoseclamp shouts, "Zippergut ninjaed the carrots!"
Zippergut laughs.
Zippergut rolls on the floor laughing.
Pennysiln has created a Cheeseburger.
Zippergut has failed to create a Bratwurst.
Granit waves goodbye to everyone.
Einelar waves goodbye to everyone.
Granit has left the raid.
Einelar has left the raid.
Grace has left the raid.
Sarah has left the raid.
You crush a mosquito for 12 points of damage.
You have slain a mosquito!
Your faction with Mosquitoes of Iowa gets worse.
You gain raid experience!
Mohrmegil tells the raid, "afk bio brb"
Olvar tells the raid, "ditto."
Corinne tells the raid, "ditto."
Pennysiln says, "Now's our chance, get buffed and armed!"
You tell the raid, "Incoming Mohrmegil!"
You begin to hide.
You begin to use Jobobber as a living shield!
Packinsmacky hits Mohmegil for 75 points of non-melee damage.
Hoseclamp hits Mohrmegil for 56 points of non-melee damage.
Oronoco hits Mohrmegil for 45 points of non-melee damage.
Jack hits Mohrmegil for 16 points of non-melee damage.
Mohrmegil has disarmed Jack!
Mohrmegil hits Packinsmacky for 24 points of non-melee damage.
Maia says, "That is not a valid target, Master."
Ruson hits Mohrmegil for 37 points of non-melee damage.
Doebi hits Mohrmegil for 63 points of non-melee damage.
Saivor hits Mohrmegil for 28 points of non-melee damage.
Mohrmegil hits Hoseclamp for 58 points of non-melee damage.
Oronoco hits Packinsmacky for 74 points of non-melee damage.
Hoseclamp hits Oronoco for 12 points of non-melee damage.
Packinsmacky hits Hoseclamp for 32 points of non-melee damage.
Mohrmegil hits Oronoco for 17 points of non-melee damage.
Packinsmacky scores a critical hit! (23)
(Mohrmegil's health bar - low)
It begins to rain.
Jobobber tell the raid, "AAAAAAAAAH!"
Jobobber has offered you a Poopy Diaper.
You hug Jobobber.
You wave goodbye to everyone.
You hug Sosanaighe.
You hug Oronoco.
Jobobber tells you, "Pbth."
Olvar waves goodbye to everyone.
Corinne waves goodbye to everyone.
You snap to attention and salute Mohrmegil briskly.
Mohrmegil snaps to attention and salutes Xingu briskly.
Maia says, "Following you, Master."
Your raid has been disbanded.
You invite Hoseclamp to join your group.
Hoseclamp has joined the group.
You invite Jobobber to join the group.
Jobobber has joined the group.
You tell the group, "Woo hoo!"
You have 30 seconds before you camp.
You have 25 seconds before you camp.
You have 20 seconds before you camp.
You have 15 seconds before you camp.
You have 10 seconds before you camp.
You have 5 seconds before you camp.
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